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A Good Day for Yahoo Headlines

April 3, 2007 by capnwatsisname

and the top viewed story of the day:

on April 3, 2007 at 4:54 pm | Reply Brandon

I might turn them down if they wanted to name their child God or Satan, but not Metallica. Strangely though, I feel no sympathy for them having to change their travel plans because of the court battle. You’re naming your child Metallica!
on April 6, 2007 at 9:56 am | Reply gatherroundchildren

Usually, when couples fight about naming a baby Metallica, it’s one against the other, and often it’s the tipping point where one (she) takes a good long look at the other (he) and realizes that the baby would be better off with a single mom than a dad who doesn’t laugh after suggesting the name “Metallica”.
on May 4, 2007 at 9:44 pm | Reply Erin

Thanks for the congrats. It’s kind of weird though. Because I don’t put any (well sometimes but usually not) though provoking M.Div quality type thoughts in my blog and so I’m kind of embarrassed. But then again it’s my blog. This post of yours about keith richards is usually about as though-provoking as I get. So I choose to comment you back, here.

my cousin, by the way, named her son “Lazarus Lucien” because she was going (still going?) through a particularly gothic phase. I wouldn’t put it past her to name her next child after something related to the band “Korn” but Lazarus is a cutie. And one day I will tell him the whole Bible story about it so he isn’t traumatized further.